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Stop reading books, put away your smart phone and get off the friggin’ toilet (cnn.com)
More: PSA, Colorectal cancer, Rectum, Large intestine, Constipation, University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center, Medicine, Toilet, Inflammatory bowel disease
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Or! And hear me out… eat more fiber and drink more water.
Solve the issue at the root.
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Sh*t or get off the pot.
adamgreeney
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56 minutes ago
And if it takes more than 10 minutes to shiat? What then, doc?
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53 minutes ago
adamgreeney: And if it takes more than 10 minutes to shiat? What then, doc?
Return to Weeners in thread.
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52 minutes ago
educated: adamgreeney: And if it takes more than 10 minutes to shiat? What then, doc?
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adamgreeney: And if it takes more than 10 minutes to shiat? What then, doc?
Consult a dietician or gastroenterologist if your logs are taking too long to lay.
The Irresponsible Captain
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less than a minute ago
Don’t even sit down.
the Mole of Production
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educated: Or! And hear me out… eat more fiber and drink more water.
Solve the issue at the root.
I eat gobs of fiber, it’s just that I can’t always finish the Wordle, Mini, Connections, Spelling Bee, and now Strands in just 10 minutes.
WhackingDay
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I can’t feel my legs after 5 minutes. I’d probably be paralyzed after 10.
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If a snake is in your toilet, it’ll probably decide whether or not to bite you in under 10 minutes.
whither_apophis
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT?
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