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If you drink 4.5 liters of Dr. Pepper a day, you may want to read this. Also what the hell is wrong with you (metro.co.uk)

More: Facepalm, Drink, Drinking water, Soft drink, Coca-Cola, Hypnosis, Caffeine, Computer, Tom Bowey

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49 minutes ago

I hate Dr. Pepper, but thanks for the info anyway.

NewportBarGuy

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21 minutes ago

I love Dr. Pepper, but that is straight up idiotic.

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12 minutes ago

This story can’t be real. A 12 ounce can of Dr. Pepper has 39 grams of sugar. That’s basically 10 teaspoons of sugar in one soda can. 4.5 liter equals about 152.163 ounces, so he was drinking almost 500 grams of sugar every day. That’s more than 123 teaspoons of sugar in one day.

TheHighlandHowler

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less than a minute ago

now only drinks water or weak squash when thirsty.

Weak squash?

houstondragon

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less than a minute ago

hugram: This story can’t be real. A 12 ounce can of Dr. Pepper has 39 grams of sugar. That’s basically 10 teaspoons of sugar in one soda can. 4.5 liter equals about 152.163 ounces, so he was drinking almost 500 grams of sugar every day. That’s more than 123 teaspoons of sugar in one day.

I’m sure his teeth also go with the dialysis machine from his ruined kidneys

MillionDollarMo

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less than a minute ago

If you drink 4.5 litres of Dr. Pepper a day…
You might be a redneck.

maxandgrinch

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less than a minute ago

Obviously not a Farker.

Wait until he learns about alcohol.

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TheHighlandHowler: now only drinks water or weak squash when thirsty.

Weak squash?

I have the same question…This one is just begging for an Ice Tea meme. (Ice Cube? Ice something. That cop show or whatever. NCIS? shiat, is there anything I actually do know?)

Chthonic Echoes

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less than a minute ago

hugram: This story can’t be real. A 12 ounce can of Dr. Pepper has 39 grams of sugar. That’s basically 10 teaspoons of sugar in one soda can. 4.5 liter equals about 152.163 ounces, so he was drinking almost 500 grams of sugar every day. That’s more than 123 teaspoons of sugar in one day.

“123 teaspoons” doesn’t have quite the oomph of “half a kilo” or “over a pound.”

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(3) Funniest

less than a minute ago

In the UK? How do you tell the difference?

fullyautomatic

(5) Funniest

less than a minute ago

able to quit completely and now only drinks water or weak squash

“Hey Google, wtf is weak squash?”
“Weak squash is a drink made by mixing a small amount of squash concentrate with water.”

Lawd have mercy, wtf is wrong with UK food and drink. They ruled most of the globe for centuries and they have dogfood meat pies and squash water.

(3) Funniest

less than a minute ago

A Man Drank 7 Liters Soda Everyday For 10 Years. This Is What Happened To His Organs.

/Different dude though.

Ed Grubermann

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less than a minute ago

To hell with his teeth, what about his diabetes?

A Man A Plan A Chicken

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less than a minute ago

Short Circuit – Wouldn’t You Like to be a Pepper Too?

4Xcitement

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1 minute ago

And do what, subby, keep it in the fridge?

The fridge is for SNES copies of Jurassic Park, duh. /s

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PHANTOM STRANGER

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less than a minute ago

Pretty sure that guy is American as fark.

Teddy Brosevelt

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less than a minute ago

fullyautomatic: able to quit completely and now only drinks water or weak squash

“Hey Google, wtf is weak squash?”
“Weak squash is a drink made by mixing a small amount of squash concentrate with water.”

Lawd have mercy, wtf is wrong with UK food and drink. They ruled most of the globe for centuries and they have dogfood meat pies and squash water.

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less than a minute ago

4Xcitement: And do what, subby, keep it in the fridge?

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The fridge is for SNES copies of Jurassic Park, duh. /s

MelGoesOnTour

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less than a minute ago

TFA is silly since all English people are known to have bad teeth from the moment they are born.

fullyautomatic

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less than a minute ago

4Xcitement: And do what, subby, keep it in the fridge?

[cdn.discordapp.com image 480×640]

The fridge is for SNES copies of Jurassic Park, duh. /s

The only crime there is that bottle of Bacardi silver rum lol.

fiddlehead

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less than a minute ago

TheHighlandHowler: now only drinks water or weak squash when thirsty.

Weak squash?

talkertopc

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less than a minute ago

I’ve had one can of Doctor Pepper and it was enough for me, I found it too sweet. It was the Canadian version, I heard the U.S. version is worst.

But regular Coke will do, I know because I used to drink about 2 litters a day (I started in the afternoon) and it really damaged my teeth. There was a even a round hole between my two front incisors when I still had them.

fiddlehead

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less than a minute ago

I visited Britain when I was a kid and drank blackcurrant squash straight out of the bottle. I had no idea you had to dilute it. It was pretty vile.

GhostOfSavageHenry

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There are a few reasons why I can honestly say I’m kinda glad I grew up poor. Lack of unfettered access to soda is one of them.

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